Snigger trigger

SNIGGER TRIGGER

Do you remember those ‘extra silly content’ Evil dead movies? Most of them contain these skeletons coming back to life and moving about with that fascinating grin and a high pitched laugh that sounds similar to a million mice being crushed.
Well, that remarkable experience needn’t be luxuriated in the movies anymore…we present to you, ‘the 20th century hip chic’s’.
These marvels may be thus available at the local malls or restro’s from evening 6 pm to 11 pm.
Well, here’s how it usually goes, a gang of gals…all with their hair loose, some jewelry or cheap baubles tied around their ‘spotless’ necks or around their waists (provided the size isn’t too huge that u may need a meter length belt). The components of such phenomena are: one who has a sleeveless top, and a cheap deo, which indicates the benevolence of the woman for the fellow mortals, another with a jeans and a pink tee with a pair of those branded brown shaded sunglasses bought by loans and borrowings, another called the ‘mobile fairy’ who never seems to get tired of the mobile, even if she wasn’t talking to anybody, another ugly one…the conscious girl who is extra smart and tries to compensate the looks with her orangutan mouth. Well, a few more specimens can be added depending on the location. For example, a pop corn potti at a movie or a shop bag mademoiselle with some branded covers filled with cheap clothes desperately needed to be stitched at a mall road.
Well, what ever they may do, its their merriment, I don’t care about that…but here lies the tormenting part. Why do they snigger like a bunch of hyenas ready with a plan for a practical joke? Of course, accompanied with those foxy looks!! Every time I see such a gang, the only picture that dances in front of me is that of a bunch of monkeys who has found a coconut and is soooo satisfied with their lives at that point, that they wouldn’t mind anybody killing them.
The chaste ritual takes place in a circular gathering and peeping about (obviously, with their cell phones in their hands) the place to scrutinize the infernal beings and then…hold on…if you think they bother to make comments about you…well, there’s a 63% chances that you are right, and ok fine…that’s acceptable logically, for a ‘dude’ dressed like a gypsy would somewhat attract attention. Well, that’s not the point of discussion, the question I pose is, why do they chuckle at every word? For every second? As if they were born programmed to howl like a howler monkey every few seconds! They seem to get excited for everything; a cute child and the expression goes “ssssssss waaaaaah, soooo cuuute!!! hehehehe”, a dress that they find window shopping, “ oooooh waaaaah!!! hehehe”, and don’t ever try to crack a joke, they’ll bring down the place with the roar.
Damn!!!
These scatterbrained expressions are usually implemented in their coquettish appeal to make their presence felt in the crowd; after all, the beauty parlor cost and the dresses they buy for that sacred occasion, must be compensated with some food or drinks contributed to the cause by some IT guys or college dudes who drool at the sight of any thing moving that can be gendered female. The guys are no less, every guy tries to don the look, rather called the expressionless face of John Abraham, with a mobile phone (a camera phn is a must), a pandi jeans with shades of green, copper, gold and even maroon; a pair of those Rs.99 worth imported glasses and a bike. The tee’s are usually the cheap Nike or Reebok or Adidas, in some cases, all the brands appear on the same tee shirt! The colors are florescent green or orange to easily distinguish these dandies in the crowd.
Great combo at work next. The chittar pattar chat at the coffee shop or a restro goes mainly about movies and the girls seem to be the best critics of all the elements of the movie industry. If only they used their flawless talent in the industry…phew!!!
But this is not sthg which you may call to be the harmless fun done once in a while, but it goes on everyday in the manner of an auto walla who picks different passengers, these girls pick different guys at different times of the day for food. Just think…food!!! Damn! Whoever said Somalia was in Africa was a fool…we have top grade imports from there.
But if girls were reading this ‘reprobate’ (they’d be swearing at me for sure) article, wud you please tell me…why you resort to such sleazy acts? I wanna know why you keep sniggering all the time atleast…
If only the parents are reading this, well…feed your girls…they seem hungry as the troupe monkeys, who get a morsel for each namaste they offer.